Snooze Bear, a gold bear, asleep

$SNOOZE

The bear is asleep. Be the bear.

Solana · pump.fun
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Copy it from here. Copycats use this bear's face, and Solana addresses have no typo check — never take one from a DM, a reply or a screenshot.

The 3am chart

You have refreshed a chart at three in the morning. You have let a number decide what kind of morning it was. The bear has done neither.

What he does

Nothing. No roadmap, no treasury, no plan to wake him. He does not know he is a financial instrument, and telling him would not help.

The whole book

A pump.fun token on a bonding curve — the price is whatever people pay. The creator bought first, in the same transaction that made the mint, a few percent of the float. Check that on Solscan instead of believing this page.

Snooze Bear Is Sleeping

the theme song · sing it slowly

Down in the hollow where the lanterns are gold,
there lives a bear, and here's how it's told:
he found him a blanket, he found him a chair,
and nothing in the world is going to move that bear.

Snooze Bear, Snooze Bear, hum him a tune.
Snooze Bear, Snooze Bear, sleeping past noon.
The clocks can keep counting, the kettles can cry —
Snooze Bear is snoring, and so am I.

Somebody knocked, and he did not wake.
Somebody shouted there was money to make.
He rolled to the wall with a sleepy old sigh
and slept a little deeper. He never asked why.

Snooze Bear, Snooze Bear, hum him a tune.
Snooze Bear, Snooze Bear, sleeping past noon.
The clocks can keep counting, the kettles can cry —
Snooze Bear is snoring, and so am I.

Somebody is watching a screen in the night,
counting little candles by the flickering light.
Whatever was so urgent has drifted away.
Snooze Bear, Snooze Bear will sleep through the day.